BABY BOOMER BREAKDOWN MEDICAL CLINIC & OXYGEN BAR *** A Health Screening Survey A MEDICAL PARODY

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ARE YOUR HEMORRHOIDS HURTIN’ FROM TOO MUCH HARLEY RIDIN’

ARE YOU DRINKIN' MORE PRUNE JUICE THAN BEER

ARE YOU ASKIN' FOR DIRECTIONS CUZ YOU CAN’T SEE

ARE YOU PALPITATIN’ WHEN MAMA ISN’T EVEN THERE

ARE YOU CREAKIN’ MORE THAN THE FLOOR

ARE YOU BEDDIN’ DOWN BEFORE THE ‘LATE SHOW’

ARE YOU WONDERIN' ABOUT BUYIN’ THE RV

ARE YOU BUYIN' CROAKIES FOR YOUR READIN’ GLASSES

ARE YOU INVESTIN' IN FLAX AND FIBER COMPANIES

ARE YOU DRIBBLIN’ UNTIMELY INSTEAD OF BASKETBALLS

ARE YOU SHOPPIN’ WALMART AND GETTIN’ LOST

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IF YES

COME TO THE NEW AND UNIQUE

 

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(a select pathway)

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