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doc readies for bsu fiesta bowl replay via high-end techno time machine

Parts of system courtesy of Time-Warner except for TV and aluminum foil.
Six pages of text with a WWII diagram of connections, without secret decoder ring.
The test.  Thanks KAYU and Time-Warner for the updated tech TV !

 

Doc thought, "Where is the Direct Way satellite phone-number? I just disconnected last year to go back to cable?  Bad bet…"  Oh, guess I don't need all this tonight for the replay.

PELOSI FIRST WOMAN “DEMO-CAN” SPEAKER

Nancy Pelosi, the new Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America, dreaming of the potential, now solidified in the history books forever. How did Nancy Pelosi see herself coming of elected age? 

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ERTALES FROM THIS ER DOC * hugs rule

The little boy was literally climbing up the pantleg of his mother.  "He's scared," she told me.  "He had a bad time at his doctor's last time," the anxious mom added.  Our eyes, the 5 year old's and mine, sized up each other –  man to man, muscle to muscle, universe to universe. There would now be an internal debate of trustworthiness – on each side – of this heavy weight moment in time.  His reluctance to be lifted on the exam table was obvious as the arms of safety were peeled by his mother from her neck.  I sat and watched.  Not a word.  Quiet. 

We drew our weapons.  His, a stare of cold steel; mine, a shiny ear scope.  Instead, as I sat, I asked to look at mom's ears. I did.  I asked to look in mom's mouth, and pretendingly did.  His evaluation of my performance was sharply etched in his mind's acute processor.  I drew my stethoscope to his mom's back to listen to lungs.  Then, I slowly, like the gunfight at the o-k corral, drew toward his watchful perched position of power, while me on the subordinate exam rollerstool.  

He said, "I have a dog!"  I said nothing, as it could be a ploy, a plot, a trojan horse comment to quickly surround me with ear piercing shrills and dashing speed to his circle of wagons, mom.   I waited.  My eye honed to his eye.  He said the dog's name.  I shook my head in approval. I drew my rollerstool closer and closer.  His eye honed to my eye.  Slowly, like the draw of the bow during the hunt, my otoscope entered his right ear.  Then the left.  The test of the tonsil lay in front of the medical warriors.  "Can you eat an elephant?," I asked.  He opened his mouth so wide I could see his appendix.  He held the tongue blade.  Not needed.  His lungs were listened to with the kid-size stethoscope.  No rash.  "Tonsillitis," I said to him as my stealthy roller steed backed away.  He looked at his support staff, his mom.  "You will take the medicine for your mom?" and he shook his head affirmatively.  The warriors were exhausted. 

Celebratory and coexistent now.  To the Tootsie Pop drawer, we went.  Hand in hand from the exam table battlefield, to the oasis of sweets.  His choice was deliberately selected with a keen appreciation for what was to be.

On the escort out of the exam area, with Tootsie Pop in hand, my leg became heavy.  The small warrior's arm was hugging around my leg, just above the knee.  Stride for stride, we were proudly successful.  I said, "Do you want to give me a hug?"  He put his arms up high, as I reached over to accept his offer of goodwill.  We hugged.  Mom smiled.   I said to my newly made battlefield-weary friend, "Hugs are good."  He said, "bye," as he secured his mother's hand to see the world.

Wii INJURIES – UNIQUE STORIES *911* COMMENTARY OF nintendo Wii EMERGENCIES * EXCITED, RABID, FROTHING – TELL YOUR STORY

MANY PERSONS AND STORIES OF PERSONS HAVE RELATED UNIQUE AND FUNNY STORIES OF THIS HOT Furious DEVICE IN THE NEXT NEO-GAMING LEVEL OF ENTHUSIASM.  SOME ARE EMERGENT, SOME REQUIRE IMMEDIATE CARE, AND SOME ARE NON-EMERGENT.  FUNNY, UNUSUAL, AND CHAOTIC !

WHAT IS YOUR STORY………CLICK ON COMMENTS BELOW AND WRITE TO THE BLOGOSPHERE !

UPDATE:  After adding your emergency story or injury in comments below  – go to www.wiihaveaproblem.com as it is hilarious!

BABY BOOMER BREAKDOWN MEDICAL CLINIC & OXYGEN BAR *** A Health Screening Survey A MEDICAL PARODY

HEALTH SCREENING SURVEY

 

ARE YOUR HEMORRHOIDS HURTIN’ FROM TOO MUCH HARLEY RIDIN’

ARE YOU DRINKIN' MORE PRUNE JUICE THAN BEER

ARE YOU ASKIN' FOR DIRECTIONS CUZ YOU CAN’T SEE

ARE YOU PALPITATIN’ WHEN MAMA ISN’T EVEN THERE

ARE YOU CREAKIN’ MORE THAN THE FLOOR

ARE YOU BEDDIN’ DOWN BEFORE THE ‘LATE SHOW’

ARE YOU WONDERIN' ABOUT BUYIN’ THE RV

ARE YOU BUYIN' CROAKIES FOR YOUR READIN’ GLASSES

ARE YOU INVESTIN' IN FLAX AND FIBER COMPANIES

ARE YOU DRIBBLIN’ UNTIMELY INSTEAD OF BASKETBALLS

ARE YOU SHOPPIN’ WALMART AND GETTIN’ LOST

ARE YOU BORN BETWEEN '46 AND '64 

IF YES

COME TO THE NEW AND UNIQUE

 

“BABY BOOMER BREAKDOWN

MEDICAL CLINIC & OXYGEN BAR”©

(a select pathway)

(Based on the Vegas Oxygen Bars only with Medicare coverage)

YOU’LL LOVE THE TALKIN’

WITH LITTLE WALKIN’

 

SIP YOUR JUICE

AND PLAY SOME FOOS

 

NOT ONLY MEDICARE D CLASSES

BUT KENO AND LOTTO FOR THE MASSES

 

COME ONE COME ALL

BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT NEXT FALL

 

CALL FOR APPOINTMENTS NOW…BEFORE YOU FORGET

BREAST SILICONE IMPLANTS released by FDA — DID WE LEARN ENOUGH OR STILL LEARNING

OVER 14 YEARS THE SILICONE IMPLANT STORY HAS BEEN ON HOLD.  BUT THE MANUFACTURERS HAVE LOBBIED TO REGAIN THE STRONG APPROVAL.  DESPITE THE NEW IMPLANTS UNDER A GUIDELINE OF FURTHER STUDY, THE IMPLANTS CAN BE USED.  ACTUALLY, THEY HAVE BEEN USED OVER THIS PERIOD FOR CANCER OR TRAUMA INJURIES FOR RECONSTRUCTION ALL ALONG. 

THE GROWTH IS EXPECTED TO BE A DOUBLE DIGIT NUMBER FROM NOW ON, UNDER TEN PERCENT A YEAR OVER THE PAST YEARS.  THE MARKET IS  HUGE – GREATER THAN ONE-HALF BILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR.

THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCE'S REPORT REACHED A "NO CONVINCING EVIDENCE" SUMMATION OF THE PROBLEM OF LEAKAGE, RUPTURE, OR DISINTEGRATION CAUSING AN INCREASE OF OTHER DISEASES SUCH AS LUPUS, IMMUNOLOGICAL DISORDERS, OR CANCERS.

IN ONE STUDY HOWEVER, OF NEARLY 1000 WOMEN, ABOUT ONE-THIRD HAD TO HAVE REPLACEMENT OR REMOVAL OF THE "DEVICE."  OF OVER 300 WOMEN, HAVING MRI STUDIES, SHOWED 69 PERCENT WITH LEAKAGE AT ONE POINT.

OVER 260,000 WOMEN HAD BREAST IMPLANTS LAST YEAR WITH THE SALINE-FILLED DEVICES, NOT THE SILICONE TYPE.  NEW RULES ONLY ALLOW WOMEN OVER AGE 22 YEARS OR THOSE NEEDING BREAST RECONSTRUCTION TO USE THE DEVICES.

SILICONE DEVICES HAVE BEEN USED FOR ABOUT THREE DECADES NOW.  THE "HOLD" WAS AFTER MANY WOMEN HAD LEAKAGE, DEFORMITY, PAIN, AND ILLNESS WHEN THE DEVICES FAILED. 

MANY WOMEN HAVE CONTRACTURE, FALLING, SCAR TISSUE, AND DEFORMITY.

ONE COMPANY IS REPLACING RUPTURED DEVICES AND PAYING FOR THE SURGERY AND NEW DEVICES.  HEALTH INSURERS DO NOT ROUTINELY COVER SUCH DEVICES OR SCANS TO CHECK FOR LEAKS, RUPTURES, OR OTHER PROBLEMS.

SO – WHERE ARE YOU ON THE SUBJECT…..TIME TO READ THE "SEQUOIA SEED."

(some portions adapted from SeaTim-FDA contributions)

KNIGHTLY POETRY

GOOD KNIGHT©

THERE ONCE WAS A COACH NAMED KNIGHT
ALWAYS COACHING HIS WAY TO FIGHT,
TRUTH A CHANCE
WITH VERBAL DANCE. 
 

WARNING OH WARNING
FACIAL SCOURNING,
PLAYERS LOOK
FORCE THAT SHOOK.

THE TEACHER, THE MENTOR,
THE COACH, THE  TORMENTOR,
LEADING WINNING EDGE
CRUSH SOUND  POUNDING SLEDGE. 
 

FOR MONEY GAINS
DISCORD REMAINS,
YOUR SONS OF ROUNDBALL
WATCH PUBLIC CALL 
 

TECHNICAL – AT LEAST A FOUL
PLAYER’S REACTION DISEMBOWEL,
FOR AGES OF THE TRUE KNIGHT
COURAGE, VALOR, HONORABLE FIGHT.  
 

BUT OF THIS KNIGHT
OPPORTUNE BRIGHT,
BUT DIMS WITH AGE
NOW MINIMAL SAGE… 

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